Short & Sweet #3 - EDWARD THE VAMPIRE or A VERY FROST KISS MISS by Carolee Dean

I would like to start by congratulating GoofyJ who won the book giveaway, In The Trees, Honeybees, for our November 18th post by Lori Mortenson. You should have received an email asking for your snail mail address. 

Here are a few more photos from the Twinkle Light Parade. Did I mention that while Caroline and I were taping lights onto each other, we almost passed out from the exhaust fumes coming from the trucks surrounding us? Directly behind us was a low rider that kept turning on its hydraulic lift and directly behind the low rider was a group of cyclists. Check out this one below:

I was nearly run over by a cyclist who kept yelling, "Watch Out, Candy Cane." I lost Caroline very early in the evening, which was a little disconcerting since she was my ride home. I kept running to catch up to the float but I eventually lost them as well. I eventually found Caroline and made it safely to my dinner date with my husband.

Thanks to everyone who came out to the Multi-Author Book Signing at Alamosa and for those who helped us sing our Christmas Carol Spoofs. Several local authors, as well as random people from the audience, joined in the fun. I would like to offer special thanks to the kids who volunteered to play bells and other instruments. I'm the one in the jester's hat.

Here is the third and final installment of our songs. WARNING - There are spoilers, so if you haven't read all the books in the Twilight series, you might want to wait on this one:

EDWARD THE VAMPIRE or A VERY FROST KISS MISS by Carolee Dean
Inspired by the Twilight Series by Stephanie Meyer
(Sung to the tune of FROSTY THE SNOWMAN)

Edward the vampire
is a boy without a soul.
He has a sparkly smile
and a GQ style,
but his eyes are black as coal.

“Edward the Vampire
is a school girls dream,” they sigh.
But Bella's knows
that he's white as snow,
because he's dead inside.

Her heart goes
Thumpity, thump, thump,
Thumpity thump, thump
when he walks the hall.
Thumpity, thump, thump
Thumpity, thump, thump
watch her trip and fall.

Edward the Vampire
is a vegetarian.
Though the Voluri
are much more scary,
they claim to have more fun.

Edward’s a Vampire
but Bells is not afraid.
Though she is a clutz,
and her friends are nuts,
Edward loves her away.

Her heart goes
Thumpity, thump, thump,
Thumpity thump, thump
halfway through Book Four.
Then she gets wed,
becomes undead,
and her heart will beat no more.

HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAY EVERYONE - WE WILL SEE YOU JANUARY 14 WHEN WE RETURN FROM WINTER BREAK!